Mari, mari kawan...

Assalamualaykum..
Just thought of sharing this with everybody.
Something to cheer up our days.
Yours truly is having mid-term holidays, yet am @work at this moment for extra class.
And tomorrow I'll be attending a meeting for Setiausaha UPSR.. +sigh+
[so-called holidays lah..]
Okay, selamat mendengar!!



DENGAR INI CERITA!

Mari-mari kawan dengar ini cerita
Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau suaminya sangat bergaya
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya

You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!

Di ofis saya ada s’orang secretary
Potongan badannya…
Namanya “Mary”
Merah bibirnya macam cherry!
Salah pandang macam Halle Berry…

Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
[You know, she wants to ‘romance’]
I tanya “Ke mana?”
She said “Kebun bunga”
Ini chance baik I said “Ok, Senorita!”

Tiba di sana si Mary mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said “Don’t be afraid my darling”
Saya jawab: “I like this kind of thing..”

Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said “ I love you!”
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu…
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!

Saya pulang ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife ternampak lipstick on my pipi

*
Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!

Perabot IKEA terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?

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LISTEN TO THIS!

So guys, check this out.
You know how the girls get jealous?
And if their husbands are too good looking
Then they’re… SO jealous!

Y’know what happened to me the other day?
World War III dudes.
Good thing the bump’s gone down
It was huge, but you can’t see it now.

See at work I got this secretary
Her stats…
Her name is ‘Mary’
Lips a shade of MAC Cherry
At a glance? Halle Berry

She said she needed some air
I asked ‘Where?’
She said ‘The park’
I said ‘Cool’

When we got there, she worked it.
I got the chills, [yes - them multiplying]
She said ‘Don’t be afraid my darling’
I said: ‘Who, ME?’

So, we got to sittin’.
And then, we got to talkin’.
And then she said the L word.
Then I got to taste MAC Cherry ;-)

So I went home with a smile on my face
But the wife caught the lipstick on my cheek
*
She pounced. She bit.
Okay, I screamed like a girl
[She threw the couch at me man!]

So let me ask you, if you were in my shoes…what would you do?

Cravings.

Assalamualaykum.

I can't remember the last time I had chocolates.
By chocolates I mean pure ones, barred or truffle-like.
Not like Kit-Kat or Snickers or M&Ms..

Seroiusly, at this very moment, I crave for those sweet tasting and delicious Belgian chocolates.
I don't know why, but I'm salivating right now just by seeing the photos @Google.
Maybe this is the effect Cik Asni who loves chocolates gave me.
[This girl is so crazy about chocolates, I wonder how Encik Abdul can top that.. LOL]
Too bad I can't find those mouthwatering Belgian chocolates here in Setiu. [Yup, there's no 7-Eleven here..]

*drool*
These heavenly delicious chocolates sure look so inviting, don't you think?

FYI, I often have these kind of cravings [not necessarily chocolates].
Especially when I'm about to go home for weekends or school break.
These cravings usually last for one week before I head home.

For example, last month I craved for "Spaghetti Olio".
It's the simplest Italian dish where you only have to saute the spaghetti with olive oil, garlic, seasoning[chicken/anchovy] and dried chillies.
[I added fresh prawns for some 'kick'.]
Simple, but my mother and sister love it. ☻
Abah didn't get to taste it because I only made enough for 2 people to eat. [My first try, so I had no confidence yet. But it turned out ok.]


And the last couple of week, it was "Mee Kari/ Curry Noodles".
Abah+Ma are not big fans of Mee Kari, .. and so am I actually.
But I simply can't explain the craving for it, you know.
Not that I'm pregnant or what.. LOL
Living with friends in a rumah sewa, I think most of you can guess-lah our main dish.
Maggi/Mamee, Gardenia and sometimes nasi air [a.k.a bubur nasi] or laksa from our neighbour's stall.
So that explains, right?


And one more thing, the cravings maybe due to the fact that I don't fancy going out and buy food from the restaurants/gerai.
I prefer to cook my own meal at home.
And if you're wondering whether it's edible or not, that's another story to tell.
LOL! But I'm that bad ok?

Just so you know, if I can have even one piece of Belgian chocolate right now, I'd be damn happy.
Sigh~



Wassalam.

Break!!

Assalamualaykum.

Yes, it's here.
The school break is finally here.
Can't really say that I'm happy because I still have to travel to school from home during the school break.
For what?
Hrmmmm.. let's see..

There are extra classes for Year 4,5 and 6.
One-day course on Sunday, 27th of May.
PTK examination on the 6th of June.

So, no need to be jealous just because I have two weeks break.
It's not really cuti anyway.
[I pity my Year 6 kids, they have extra classes on EVERY SINGLE DAY of the break.. kesian kan?]
Till then, have a nice weekend!

Wassalam~

bonjour!

Assalamualaykum.

It took me a few text messages by Madame Asni when I finally decided to update here.
Was I busy 'elsewhere'??
Hrmmmmmmmmmmm...
Well, not really but partially yes. Hehe.

So many things that I really wanna share here, but right at this very moment, nothing seems to be coming out from my mind.
My fingers just keep on knocking on the keyboard without no specific topic at all.
Perhaps it's better for me to just be the reader this time.
At least during this school holidays.

Being at home is kinda distracting for me,you know..
Why?? THE KITCHEN is always calling out for me. LOL
I spent most of my time baking [if not sleeping in my room..hehe]

This couple of week I managed to bake a good almond tart for my family.
My first attempt,and according to Ma, it was scrumptious. Ehemmm!
Besides that, a chocolate cake [Abah's favourite now] and a horrible-looking-yet-delicious fruit pudding.
Tomorrow insyaAllah it will be either chocolate brownies or chocolate cupcakes.
[Baking gives me satisfaction somehow...]

I've been watching Martha Stewart quite religiously now, so no wonder lah kan?
Hehehehehehehehehe..

I guess that's all for now.
A little update from me just to make sure everybody knows I'm still around.

Wassalam.

Rumblings~

Assalamualaykum.

These days, I just don't feel like writing.. or blogging to be exact.

I rarely visit my friends' blogs too.

And even if I did, no notes were left in the comment box for them to read.. or to know that I 'stopped by' their blog.

This laziness.. has been part of myself lately.

Sigh~

What's with a new year, may I ask?

New resolutions? I don't have any. So does that make me a loser?

I don't 'torture' myself thinking of what I wanna achieve this particular year.

Failure to complete them, will eventually makes me feel like I'm a loser.

IMHO, things should be done gradually.. one thing at a time.

In my own pace.

And why am I sounding so negative, you ask?

Well, today I had to say good-bye to a very, very good collegue.

A teacher..a mentor..an advisor. He's phenomenal.

Moving to a new place, leaving us all behind.. well, that really changed my mood today.

Sigh~

MY PRIDE.

image digitized by ShambieTKC9600

Assalamualaykum..

Alhamdulillah today I finally managed to check my Friendster account.
Usually it's blocked by KPM's Websense.
Maybe today's my lucky day kot.
=)

I don't know why but each time I browse through my Friendster, college spirit 'membuak-buak'.. Hehehehe..
I begin to reminisce the good and bad times I had since I stepped my feet on Bukit Merbah.
It's the place I grew up.
Met friends that are really close and so special in my heart.
They are all irreplaceable.

Please Allah, may our friendship last for eternity.
To all TKCians, and TKC9600 especially, this is for you:
(I wish we have this in mp3 version.. huhuhu..)

Kolej Tunku Kurshiah
Kolej ulung di negara Malaysia
Kami pelajar bersumpah
Akan teguh, patuh memeliharanya

Kolej Tunku Kurshiah
Kolej mulia berjasa
Moga-moga Tuhan memberi rahmatNya
Sentosa KOLEJ TUNKU KURSHIAH!!

Wassalam~

of being single and young(er).

is it a sin being a single? did i bring any harm to anyone just because i have not settled down? why do i get treated badly just because i'm not married? i've had enough of these sort of double standards already. since working, approximately 4 years ago, being single is like a death sentence to me (and a few friends). i have to attend courses that those who are married did not want to go, simply because they had problems with 'anak²'. and i have to go to meetings because those same people can't make it due to family problem and i have nothing to think about at home. my god!!!! don't us, single people, have our own problems too? it may not be about children or husband or in-laws, but a problem is a problem no matter how you put it. no one is to judge how great or simple a problem is if you're not the one facing it.

me being single is not a choice. this is what we i like to call fate. if i can just pick anyone to be wed, i would have done it years ago! who does not want to be married and start a family? everybody does. it's just that my 'time' is yet to arrive. and for that, i have to be 'punished' by doing stuff that mostly, are supposed to be done together as colleagues. i am trying my best to settle down, to have my own child(ren) et cetera. maybe i should try harder. but in the mean time, cant' they just give me a break, or better yet, treat me equally?

and is it my fault being born late? and start working when i'm only in my early 20s? me being young [if not the youngest..], is that a ticket for anyone not to show some respect to me? in this day and age, i believe in equality. in order to be respected by everyone, you have to respect others too. i have done my part, the best that i can [i.e respecting my superiors], but why can't they show me some respect too? when they give orders, can't they talk in a softer tone? and show some nice facial expression once in a while.. is that so hard to do? a simple and honest gesture means a lot to anyone.

i know we can't stay young forever. i am already 25 (ouch!!), and that's not young anymore. but being the junior in my workplace, plus a single one too, i don't think i get respected for being me. i maybe younger, but i work like everyone too. so don't i deserve a little bit of respect? can't older people respect their juniors?

these are some of the reasons why i really want to fly away from my workplace. even though it's the best compared to my friends', but i'm afraid i can't handle this kind of pressure anymore. i am, intentionally or not, being DISCRIMINATED just because i am (still) single and young(er).

or, to ease my pain, shall i just find a husband right away?
rotflol.